when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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