I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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