is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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