I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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