Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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