It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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