Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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