if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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