you would pick up someone in the library
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize