real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it wasn't lemon gatorade
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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