I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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