i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
