if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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