susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
