guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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