If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize