Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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