Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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