Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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