That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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