He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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