these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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