If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I want to be your penis for a week.
My ass is underappreciated
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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