goodnight i made you a song goodbye
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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