rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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