also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i love accidental penises.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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