Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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