Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
We need to feng shui this bitch.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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