I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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