After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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