I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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