also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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