I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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