are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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