i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Do you have feelings for this penis?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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