I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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