hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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