I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
third nipple confirmed
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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