the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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