Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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