when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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