Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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