He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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