No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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