I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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