That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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