Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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