hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
