yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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