i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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