i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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