And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I could make wine with my vomit
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Text me some of your sweat
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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