You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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