is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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