I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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